and another thing…

 

Yes it is return of the dreaded —

Eight Freaking Things Meme.

[Didn’t this thing used to be Five Freaking Things? When did it go up? Is it going up again? Soon? This could be injurious.]

This time Eight Freaking Things is brought to you by Other Channel — who is too young and innocent at blogging to know how much trouble tagging gets you in. [grrrr]

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RETURN OF EIGHT FREAKING THINGS : THE REVENGE

1. I think the new acne soap is making me break out.

2. A girl in the post office glared at the back of me today so hard my ears have laser singes.

3. I once killed a man just to — wait, sorry, channeling Johnny Cash there. Um —

4. I got sympathy email from somene who thought Scott was my father. This is disconcerting to me.

5. Memes require way more alcohol than is in my system right now — or ever.

6. I am a size four — send strumpet & pink.

7. Is it wrong to fantasize about ex boyfriends? Really really sexy ex-boyfriends?

8. I wear a silver collar with a bell on it for special occassions. And nothing else.

 

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[No wonder that girl at the post office was mad.]

Stilletto will kill me if I do this to her again so you are off the hook, Stil. Okay, who has not done one of these in a while? Or ever? I tag —

ginny | criminy | tj | sulya | michele | aj | rachael | summer bee

Okay that is eight whew.

[Good God I hope all those links work.]

 

[um, i lost the artist, check back, i will find him]