July 24, 2016
A girl —
Standing in front of my balcony raises up her shirt to look at her stomach — a good bit above her stomach. When she drops her shirt she sees me.
“Sorry, I didn’t see you there.”
“I’ve got no beads, sorry.”
“Ain’t that always the way.”
Her dog turns ten tomorrow. I wished her dog happy birthday.
July 10, 2016
This is the funnest most bestest movie review ever. And totally the kind of movie review I would write if I could write movie reviews. Which I can’t because if you do that everyone in Hollywood gets mad and you can never work again. Probably even posting THIS movie review will get me black listed somewhere.
[Shut up, Hollywood. It is funny.]
I saw Tarzan and this is my review after some wines
~ by Emily from the blog EmilyWrites
So I had wine and I am very tired and so I am a bit tipsy but I saw the Tarzan movie so I thought I’d give my honest review.
Excuse typos because you know, wines.
Ok so I don’t know what the plot is or who is in it other than Alexander Skarsgard and Alexander Skarsgard’s magnificent holy abs. I don’t know what the dialogue or acting is like or whatever.
But like 1/3 of the way in Alexander Skarsgard is going to fight a gorilla for some reason and he takes off his shirt and OMG LIKE I ACTUALLY GROANED LOUDLY.
He does not put his shirt back on for the whole movie.
And like The V. sweet mother Mary the V I am telling you. The v is worth $15. The V is worth so much I wanted to see the movie again straight afterward.
Did I say that he doesn’t put his shirt back on?
July 2, 2016
This is cool. One of the photos from the photo shoot is up on the Last Satellite Instagram page. Yay!
*Hair & makeup by Kate Letherwood, photo by John Allen, Last Satellite Salon
June 10, 2016
So I spend all of this time beating up on my workshoppers saying, get a good photo. But I’ve been using a photo taken on a friend’s camera phone that’s over two years old a while now.
Clearly, if I want to set a good example, I had to go out and do new photos right?
[Right. God. Dammit.]
So I did. Yay!
Special thanks to Kate at Last Satellite for hair and makeup and to photographer John Allen for the shots.
June 5, 2016
Photographic evidence I wore makeup on Sunday, this day of our Lord on June 5th, 2016.
Also I wore a bra but you don’t get a shot of that. Pervos!
Now I have to dig my cape out of the laundry to save the space time continuum. Be back shortly. Smooch!
April 11, 2016
Friend: “I think your spirit animal might just be Harley Quinn.”
April 7, 2016
March 27, 2016