max’s 2017 wish list

December 24, 2016

 love

LOVE!

Love – Erm, make that healthy love and no psychopaths and also mutual.

Love – Erm, make that healthy love with a male straight guy and also mutual and no psychopaths and also mutual and maybe he also likes me not just is tolerating me or putting up with my quirks because o’ love and also maybe some flowers from time to time.

Love – Erm, make that healthy love with a male straight guy and also mutual and no psychopaths and also mutual and maybe he also likes me not just is tolerating me or putting up with my quirks because o’ love and also maybe some flowers from time to time and also has a job and a car.

Love – Erm, make that healthy love with a male straight guy and also mutual and no psychopaths and also mutual and maybe he also likes me not just is tolerating me or putting up with my quirks because o’ love and also maybe some flowers from time to time and also has a job and a car and doesn’t stick me with the drinks bill and is funny and attractive to me.

Love – Erm, make that healthy love with a male straight guy and also mutual and no psychopaths and also mutual admiration and also doesn’t resent my job and maybe he also likes me not just is tolerating me or putting up with my quirks because o’ love and also maybe some flowers from time to time and also has a job and a car and doesn’t stick me with the drinks bill and is funny and attractive to me and passion is good and also SINGLE which spelled out means no wife OR baby mamma at home.

Love – Erm, make that healthy love with a male straight guy and also mutual and no psychopaths and also mutual admiration and also doesn’t resent my job and maybe he also likes me not just is tolerating me or putting up with my quirks because o’ love and also maybe some flowers from time to time and also has a job and a car and doesn’t stick me with the drinks bill and is funny and attractive to me and passion is good and also SINGLE which spelled out means no wife OR baby mamma at home and ALSO doesn’t have sex with strippers or compare me to his mother…

Maybe we should come back to love it is taking some work….

 


 

Adventure

ADVENTURE!

Adventure – Erm, maybe nothing involving risk to life or limb or life threatening events like explosions or riots or firearms.

Adventure – Erm, maybe nothing involving risk to life or limb or life threatening events like explosions or riots or firearms. Also no earthquakes or tornadoes or hurricanes or nuclear events or tidal waves.

Adventure – Erm, maybe nothing involving risk to life or limb or life threatening events like explosions or riots or firearms. Also no earthquakes or tornadoes or hurricanes or nuclear events or tidal waves. Also rip tides are bad also sinking boats are bad. Also floods are bad. Also no more kidnappers or serial killers. Also, altercations with bad police officers are bad (thought I forgot you didn’t you “officer” Sanders?, not so much). Also, no pepper spray or sound cannons? Also no unexpected visits to ER rooms. Also no BEARS or attack friendly wildlife – okay could we just skip adventures they are not normally very fun.
 



 
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