last satellite yay!

July 2, 2016

This is cool. One of the photos from the photo shoot is up on the Last Satellite Instagram page. Yay!

Max Adams, hair & makeup by Kate Letherwood at Last Satellite Salon, photo by John Allen, Austin Texas June 2016

*Hair & makeup by Kate Letherwood, photo by John Allen, Last Satellite Salon

photographic evidence

June 5, 2016

makeup Sunday June 5th, 2016

Photographic evidence I wore makeup on Sunday, this day of our Lord on June 5th, 2016.

Also I wore a bra but you don’t get a shot of that. Pervos!

Now I have to dig my cape out of the laundry to save the space time continuum. Be back shortly. Smooch!

and the winner is —

November 9, 2015

This is totally my favorite photo from all of AFF. Oh the horror! Oh the consternation! Oh nos!


Max oh nos!

Contrary to popular myth, I do leave the house. [Okay not often dammit but I do and also here is living proof I have been seen in sunlight and on the water yay!]


This is the great pirate boat extravanza pictorial.

Carly, Jen and I on the pirate boat yay! [Yes, that is sunlight and water, begone, vampyre myths yay!]

Carly, Jen and I on the pirate boat yay! [Yes, that is sunlight and water, begone, vampyre myths yay!]

There was attitude.

There was attitude.

There was party bus carousing.

There was party bus carousing.

Also, party bus gynmastics!

Also, party bus gynmastics!

And party bus eye candy yay!

And party bus eye candy yay!

Captain Bob was at the helm.

Captain Bob was at the helm.

Captain Bob's sidekick did the heavy lifting.

Captain Bob’s sidekick did the heavy lifting.

It is shocking how many people walked the plank. Seriously. You'd think that's what they were there for.

It is shocking how many people walked the plank. Seriously. You’d think that’s what they were there for.

Also I have to insert this photo of Kelly because she's so bubbly, it's easy to forget how shockingly pretty she also is in repose.

Also I have to insert this photo of Kelly because she’s so bubbly, it’s easy to forget how shockingly pretty she also is in repose.

We also had some very awry selfies which I am only going to post one of oops.

We also had some very awry selfies which I am only going to post one of oops. Neihehehehhe! (Shut up!)

You have not gone to see the afw gallery yay!, have you? Bad you. I have been working my little fingers to the bone. Go see it right now.


AFW Gallery Yay!

gallery frenzy!

June 13, 2015

Screen shot 2015-06-13 at 1.54.26 AMIt seemed time to put up a gallery. I and the denizens of AFW and 5150 are not always real good about grabbing photos, but there are photos, there is a Flickr page, and here she is —



photo day!

February 7, 2015

max and pumpkin on the way to the bat bridge

I really love this photo — despite the fact, looking at it now, it is clear I need to burn those pants.

That is me and Pumpkin walking through Austin to the Bat Bridge.

Photo by :::Chesher:::



the moon fairy tale

December 15, 2014

I am bringing back The Moon Fairy Tale just because I really like it. Also it’s a really good break from trying to feng shui the fridge and closet, ahhh!


the moon


A king asked his young daughter what she would like for a present. And she said she loved the moon, she would like that.

And the king asked, How big do you think the moon is?

And she said, It is just the size of my thumbnail when I hold it up to the sky.

And the king asked, What do you think the moon is made of?

And she said, It is silver, that is why it shines in the night.

So the king had a silver smith make a silver moon the size of his daughter’s thumbnail and the king placed it on a silver chain and gave it to his daughter and she wore it around her neck and was happy.

But the king was afraid. What if she saw the moon in the sky?

So the king closed up all the palace windows and no one was allowed to see the night sky.

But the people grew unhappy. And his daughter grew unhappy. And she began wasting away because she could not see the night sky any more.

So one day the king allowed the windows to be opened again at night, but he was very afraid of his daughter seeing the moon.

And of course she did. But she did not seem unhappy.

And the king asked his daughter, Do you see the moon in the sky?

And she said, Of course.

And he said, Don’t you worry about how it got there when you have the moon on a chain?

And she said, No, it is like a new tooth. You can take the moon away, but another will grow back



That is the moon fairy tale. I heard the moon fairy tale when I was very young. It is probably in a book I was too little to remember. But I always remembered the story.

Also that photo was taken by my friend Mercedes. It reminded me of the moon fairy tale which is why you get to hear the moon fairy tale today.


throw back thursday

June 26, 2014





Muhammad Ali  “don’t jump” – 1981


Audrey Hepburn shopping with her pet deer, Ip, in Beverly Hills, CA -1958.  [That doesn’t look like Audrey to me but they say it is.]


Jimi Hendrix and Mick Jagger – 1969


Madonna, Sting and Tupac hanging out.


Paul McCartney, John Lennon & George Harrison performing at a wedding reception, 1958.


The Rolling Stones circa 1963


Ernest Hemingway’s passport photo – 1923


Robin Williams dressed like a cheerleader – 1980


The original Star Wars cast


Cameramen recording the lion roar for the MGM logo


Elton John at the piano bar aboard his private plane – 1976


Charlie Chaplin and Albert Einstein [who knew Charlie was that hot jeez?]


Queen Elizabeth during her WWII service.


Elijah Wood & Macaulay Culkin – 1993


Diane Keaton and Al Pacino on set for The Godfather 1972


Steven Spielberg and Drew Barrymore on set of E.T


Bruce Lee dancing


Actors portraying President John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe and their rumored affair


The Beatles and Ali – 1964


Martin Luther King Jr, and Marlon Brando


Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee


Adam West (Na na na na na na Batman) & Leonard Nemoy (Spock) goof around on a drumset


Golden Gate bridge construction – 1937


Fidel Castro and Malcolm X discussing politics and family – 1960


Marilyn Monroe meets Queen Elizabeth II – 1956


Steven Hawking with his bride, Jane Wilde


Alan Shepard, America’s first man in space, puts on his Navy Mark IV spacesuit.


Marilyn Monroe and Sammy Davis, Jr.



Howard Carter, an English archaeologist, examining the opened sarcophagus of King Tut.


Che Guevara and Fidel Castro



Mt Rushmore construction – 1939


Sean Connery as James Bond, poses with Aston Martin DB5 – 1965



Elvis Presley during his service in the U.S. Army – 1958



Construction of Eiffel Tower in 1880


William Harley and Arthur Davidson, 1914 — The Founders of Harley Davidson Motorcycles



Pablo Picasso & Brigitte Bardot – 1956


A young Bill Clinton meets John F. Kennedy



Frank Sinatra asks Lou Gehrig for an autograph in 1939


Steven Spielberg sits in the mechanical shark used in JAWS



There are a lot more, if you like these you should hit the whole set on :::distractify:::


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