the great chair project

July 26, 2015

After a year of watching my poor chair slide into decrepitude — I am abusive to work chairs and it was true decrepitude, I could not sit in that office chair anymore without physical pain and also had to place witty throws on the chair when guests came over to camouflage the tragedy — and contacting the company that made the chair Zuo Modern Furniture asking for a way to purchase a new chair seat over and over and over again, I gave up. Not on the chair. On the company.

There were two choices left. Buy the chair new all over again. Which I am so opposed to. Or fix the chair.

Ahhh!

Here’s my pretty chair starting out.

chair_before_the_frenzy

I do not know how other people take on these projects, but I like to leave myself markers and directions. [BETTER directions than Ikea has ever sent me in this lifetime, BTW, God Dammit, Ikea, you need better directions!] Like, um, postits. Yay!

chair_arms

Right, left, these will be important details later.

chair_base

Also once you have taken the poor chair apart, if you want to put it back together again, I have this thing about a post it to remind myself which end is the back. [If you have never tried to put something together and done it backwards, well you have never been working off Ikea directions or you just did not have Max Adams sassy pink post it helpers. Bummer for you.]

chair_back

Tragically now that is all that is really left of my pretty chair. Ahhh!

chair_removing_from_base

After the arms are gone, taking that baby apart, oh nos!

chair_removingfrombase2

It’s just you and me, Baby. Say good-bye to those legs.

chair_base_before_canvas_removal

Ahh, no legs! But look at the pretty canvas base!

chair_leather_begin

Oops, pretty canvas base gone!

chair_leather_peel1

What other horrible indignities will I inflict on this chair?

chair_padding

Okay pretty big ones. Look at me exposing that foam.

chair_wood_broad

Ah! And now wood!

Really it all came down though to needing to know how they layered that damn foam.

Got it.

Also I have to sew a new leather cover.

New chair base to come.

Yay!

 


*Also screw you Zuo Modern Furniture peeps that made me put together fifty documents and photos every time I called in wanting a new chair base and went radio silent every time. SIX. TIMES. I hate that I love your chair so much I am going to save it anyway.

 

office_charlie

Office art is up! Yay! Yay! Yay!

[Yeah yeah yeah, you’re saying, Hey Max! Why so late and where is the piece of furniture that goes under the office art? Quit it. Head injury after move in. I’m all proud I can hang art on a straight line. The furniture comes later ya bastards. And look, ohh, ahh, pretty! Yay!]

office!

June 6, 2015

Things done today:

Reviewed 8 student assignments.

Reviewed 1 writing sample.

Read 3 feature scripts.

Set up office. Yay yay yay!

office!

Yeah yeah yeah I know it is ridiculous it took THAT LONG to set up the office, but I have been really busy and also there was that getting injured thing that made standing on ladders and moving anything heavy a really bad idea for a long long while.

Look! Ooh! Ahh! Pretty!

Feng Shui!

continental desk drift

May 18, 2009

 

desk_viewSo my desk keeps moving.

By itself.

This is really annoying. I am very big on the placement of objects and my desk is perfectly square to the wall beside it and the glass doors behind it and it keeps going kitty cornered. Not huge moves. But a couple inches. And I keep putting it back. And it keeps moving again when I am not watching.

The first couple times it did it I thought, Hey, why is the desk off? Oh well maybe I just did not square off the desk the way I thought I did?

You think dumb stuff like that when there is no explicable reason for something being off. But that is not it. The desk is on carpet and when it gets moved, the old spots where its feet rested are depressions in the carpet right there showing where the desk was standing before it got moved.

This desk is heavy. It is real work for me to move it back. It is not like this could just be simple continental drift of a desk. Something has to be moving this desk.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from crazy beautiful 22

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