April 11, 2016
Friend: “I think your spirit animal might just be Harley Quinn.”
February 2, 2016
January 10, 2016
*On the up side, though Duck Girl Max looks like she’s ready for a session with the What Not to Wear folks, she looks smarter than better lighting slightly fuzzy iPhone Max. So maybe it works out.
*Okay, it is not entirely the computer camera’s fault. I take the iPhone test photos before the first computer take. Ten takes later, I have stepped outside into Texas weather at least ten times for smokes, been distracted by stray dishes, decided one eyebrow is off, taken vitamins I forgot to take this morning, realized I forgot to pick up mail today, taken out the trash, decided I have to change shirts the collar is so wrong, erm, five or more times — there are reasons by the tenth take hair and lipstick are a little frazzled. But still!
January 10, 2016
January 4, 2016
I have been doing IQ posts a long time and people even really close friends [who you would think would have been there from the beginning but no, thank you demon from hell Facebook algorithms] keep asking me what “IQ!” by cute animal photos means so, for everyone who missed it, the “IQ!” story:
Studies [scientific studies including big research by the Japanese and the Japanese do not dick around with productivity studies] indicate looking at cute cat and dog and animal photos increases work productivity and attention spans AND IQ. So —
You have total IQ every time you visit or view or like a cute animal photo. You get more productive and smarter. Yay! Also possibly more Japanese but the Japanese have better hair and fashion across the board than anyone in the US anyway so that is not a con.
Expect more cute animal photos soon.
That is my contribution to society and science dammit!
December 16, 2015
November 26, 2015
November 9, 2015
October 16, 2015
OMG! I so have to do this: :::CUSTOM ACTION FIGURE:::
Look at some of these outfits!
This is too awesome I must do this.
Okay I know you are feeling robbed because you came over here to see a Max Action Figure and no Max Action Figure, right?
I will use my uncanny graphics skillz to mock up a Max Action Figure just for you.
I would make an awesome action figure! The doll’s body and my face yay!
That is all.