happy groundhog day

February 2, 2016

 

 

photo tests & duck girl

January 10, 2016

 

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 *On the up side, though Duck Girl Max looks like she’s ready for a session with the What Not to Wear folks, she looks smarter than better lighting slightly fuzzy iPhone Max. So maybe it works out.
 


*Okay, it is not entirely the computer camera’s fault. I take the iPhone test photos before the first computer take. Ten takes later, I have stepped outside into Texas weather at least ten times for smokes, been distracted by stray dishes, decided one eyebrow is off, taken vitamins I forgot to take this morning, realized I forgot to pick up mail today, taken out the trash, decided I have to change shirts the collar is so wrong, erm, five or more times — there are reasons by the tenth take hair and lipstick are a little frazzled. But still!
 

 

making a clip - the max progression

 

iq!

January 4, 2016

 

Puppy IQ!
 
I have been doing IQ posts a long time and people even really close friends [who you would think would have been there from the beginning but no, thank you demon from hell Facebook algorithms] keep asking me what “IQ!” by cute animal photos means so, for everyone who missed it, the “IQ!” story:

Studies [scientific studies including big research by the Japanese and the Japanese do not dick around with productivity studies] indicate looking at cute cat and dog and animal photos increases work productivity and attention spans AND IQ. So  —

You have total IQ every time you visit or view or like a cute animal photo. You get more productive and smarter. Yay! Also possibly more Japanese but the Japanese have better hair and fashion across the board than anyone in the US anyway so that is not a con.

Expect more cute animal photos soon.

That is my contribution to society and science dammit!
 

 

 

how to enjoy coleslaw

November 26, 2015

 

coleslawHow to enjoy coleslaw:

1. Throw coleslaw in trash.
2. Order fries.
3. Eat fries.

 

and the winner is —

November 9, 2015

This is totally my favorite photo from all of AFF. Oh the horror! Oh the consternation! Oh nos!

 

Max oh nos!

max action figure!

October 16, 2015

 

OMG! I so have to do this: :::CUSTOM ACTION FIGURE:::

Look at some of these outfits!

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This is too awesome I must do this.

 


Okay I know you are feeling robbed because you came over here to see a Max Action Figure and no Max Action Figure, right?

I will use my uncanny graphics skillz to mock up a Max Action Figure just for you.

max_action_figure_leathers

max_action_figure_latex_patch

I would make an awesome action figure! The doll’s body and my face yay!

That is all.

Smooches.

 

couch surfing gecko!

October 13, 2015

 

couch surfing gecko!

 

I have this new roommate. The Gecko. He is small. He does not pay rent. I think he is couch surfing.

 


 

The first time I saw the gecko I was very worried about the gecko. What if the gecko wandered under the couch and became confused and disoriented and dehydrated?

[This is foolish thinking it is a very modern couch with no flounce that might disorient a gecko.]

 


 

A few days after the gecko moved in the gecko dodged onto the balcony when I opened the balcony door to go smoke.

[I was going to smoke. I am not sure about the gecko.]

I encouraged the gecko to flee and be free.

The gecko would have none of it.

A day later there was the gecko and the gecko dodged back in.

 


 

The gecko has been couch surfing here a month. It works out. The gecko dodges in and out when the gecko wants.

 


 

The gecko never comes in the bedroom. I do not think the gecko likes carpeting.

The gecko likes the office and the wall by Marilyn.

 


 

You totally want to see the gecko closeup don’t you?

[I knew it you are gecko fans already.]

 

gecko closeup!

 


*Shut up, it’s an iPhone, what do you want, gecko leg stubble?

 

 

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