Alexander Skarsgard as Tarzan

 

This is the funnest most bestest movie review ever. And totally the kind of movie review I would write if I could write movie reviews. Which I can’t because if you do that everyone in Hollywood gets mad and you can never work again. Probably even posting THIS movie review will get me black listed somewhere.

[Shut up, Hollywood. It is funny.]

 

I saw Tarzan and this is my review after some wines
~ by Emily from the blog EmilyWrites


So I had wine and I am very tired and so I am a bit tipsy but I saw the Tarzan movie so I thought I’d give my honest review.
Excuse typos because you know, wines.

Ok so I don’t know what the plot is or who is in it other than Alexander Skarsgard and Alexander Skarsgard’s magnificent holy abs. I don’t know what the dialogue or acting is like or whatever.

But like 1/3 of the way in Alexander Skarsgard is going to fight a gorilla for some reason and he takes off his shirt and OMG LIKE I ACTUALLY GROANED LOUDLY.
He does not put his shirt back on for the whole movie.

And like The V. sweet mother Mary the V I am telling you. The v is worth $15. The V is worth so much I wanted to see the movie again straight afterward.
Did I say that he doesn’t put his shirt back on?


:::continue reading:::

 

last satellite yay!

July 2, 2016



This is cool. One of the photos from the photo shoot is up on the Last Satellite Instagram page. Yay!

Max Adams, hair & makeup by Kate Letherwood at Last Satellite Salon, photo by John Allen, Austin Texas June 2016




*Hair & makeup by Kate Letherwood, photo by John Allen, Last Satellite Salon


photo shoot success!

June 10, 2016


So I spend all of this time beating up on my workshoppers saying, get a good photo. But I’ve been using a photo taken on a friend’s camera phone that’s over two years old a while now.

Clearly, if I want to set a good example, I had to go out and do new photos right?

[Right. God. Dammit.]

So I did. Yay!

Max Adams, screenwriter, photo shoot, June 2016

Special thanks to Kate at Last Satellite for hair and makeup and to photographer John Allen for the shots.


photographic evidence

June 5, 2016



makeup Sunday June 5th, 2016


Photographic evidence I wore makeup on Sunday, this day of our Lord on June 5th, 2016.




Also I wore a bra but you don’t get a shot of that. Pervos!

Now I have to dig my cape out of the laundry to save the space time continuum. Be back shortly. Smooch!



why is jesus white?

June 4, 2016

 


Muhammad Ali, January 17, 1942 – June 3, 2016

 

suicide squad!

April 11, 2016

 

Friend: “I think your spirit animal might just be Harley Quinn.”

Me: “Doy.”

 

 

#forcedfamilyfun

April 10, 2016

 

There is this hashtag on Twitter #ForcedFamilyFun that is brilliant — which is totally surprising.

Hashtag #ForcedFamilyFun was started by a TBS TV show sponsor [The Detour] and usually those crash and burn hard — but not this time.

I do not know if the show is any good I have never watched it but this time the show peeps got it so right and that hashtag stream should be funny as hell. Except  —

All these weird ass dysfunctional people [mostly parents uh ohs] are showing up and tweeting THEY HAVE FUN AND IT’S NOT FORCED!

I am not sure whether to file that under “irony” or “delusion” or “Wow Detour peeps that was totally a brilliant funny hashtag that should have worked clearly the internetz gods hate you I am so sorry.”

BUT!

It did inspire me to dig out a childhood photo.

EASTER PORTRAIT: #ForcedFamilyFun

Hat Attitude

 


 



happy easter, internetz

March 27, 2016

stage 32 and the eyes

March 10, 2016

Instantly Ageless

So after I did the Stage 32 webinars, I was horrified by the bags under my eyes that were on high focus resolution on the computer camera (ahhh!) and I bought this under eye stuff “instantly ageless” to see if it actually worked. I was skeptical but —

It totally does work. It’s kind of like magic. I was so sold, I signed up to be a distributor so I could get a discount on future purchases.

You should check it out and try it. I’m never getting in front of a camera without using it again. It’s a little tricky with make up. I had to get new water based foundation. But it is magic.

Check out the video clip. That’s realistic:

And if you want to give it a try? Hit this link:

http://celluloidblonde.jeunesseglobal.com/en-US/instantly-ageless/

Don’t give me any sash about being writers and the words on the page being the only thing that matters either. We’re Hollywood writers. Our looks always matter. Ahhh!

 

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