new hair ahoy!

February 23, 2015

So for a while I haven’t been able to do anything with my hair because of an injury — which sucked taking the new DL photo, also they don’t let you wear a baseball caps in DL photos, ahhh!

But, I’m almost back again. And now with all this crazy hair that has been growing and growing, I have to figure out what to do with it. So I am all aflutter hair window shopping. Yay!

I really like this, it's pretty close to my old hair cut, but much longer and you can style it a lot of ways.  I love the choppy ends too.

I really like this, it’s pretty close to my old hair cut, but much longer and you can style it a lot of ways. I love the choppy ends too.

This is really pretty.  The hair isn't that long yet.  Also the contrast there is really important for its impact and I'm not sure I'm ready to be brunette but it's interesting.

This is really pretty. The hair isn’t that long yet but will be damn soon. Also the contrast there is really important for its impact and I’m not sure I’m ready to be brunette but it’s interesting and really arresting.

This is pretty much what I'm doing now, when I don't have a baseball cap on.  I am growing fond of it.

This is pretty much what I’m doing now, when I don’t have a baseball cap on. I am growing fond of it and could just skip cutting anything and just fix the roots and it would there.

This is totally adorable and is really a similar cut to the long bob with choppy ends, it's just pulled up in back.  Which is giving the long bob with choppy ends extra clout.

This is totally adorable and is really a similar cut to the long bob with choppy ends, it’s just pulled up in back. Which is giving the long bob with choppy ends extra clout.

This is my new doppelganger which is annoying to me except she's hot so I guess I can work with it -- that hair cut is really sleek and arresting so thinking about it.

This is my new doppelganger which is annoying to me except she’s hot so I can live with it — that hair cut is really sleek and arresting so thinking about it.

pretty dresses yay!

February 23, 2015

Because I love pretty dresses, some of my Oscar faves —

 

Cate Blanchett

Cate Blanchett

Rita Ora

Rita Ora

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

Zendaya

Zendaya

Margot Robbie

Margot Robbie

 

 

 

 

seriously?

January 29, 2015

 

Lady_Godiva_by_John_Collier

 

Why is it any time I mention women wearing clothing or grooming themselves, everyone starts talking about women “trying to attract men”? Women groom themselves and put on clothing for other reasons. We have jobs. We go to church. We go to the supermarket. We travel on airplanes and go to the library and drive cars and pump our own gas and, you know, do stuff that requires grooming and clothing, we don’t just lie naked and ungroomed on the kitchen floor till it’s time to go find a man. What century is this?

 

 

bootsTaking my own advice, I bought the boots.

Yay yay yay!

 


*They are mail order and a brand I do not. This could go comedy or tragedy but let’s live life on the edge. Yay!

 

rapunzel

January 25, 2015

 

rapunzel_bw

It’s been so long since I had anything resembling long hair, I forgot it gets tangles in it that have to be brushed out. Where do these tangles come from? What causes them? Does the hair just go on a tangling spree on its own? Does it have its own brain?

[Okay wait I know hair has its own brain, that is clear even with short hair. Maybe the hair is stealing my brain. Ahhhh!]

 


PS: It has not escaped my attention my second father on FB renamed that photo “BratPunzel.” I am pretty sure he was not referring to the photo either. :::grrr:::

 

turning back the clock

November 1, 2014

 

white_skirt

 

Most people turn the clock back one hour.  Oh you whimsical fools.  If you get to turn the clock back, why one hour?  This is not Galaxy Quest.  Turn the clock back years.

 

YEARS!  YAY!

 

See you at prom.

    

wednesday kilt day

April 30, 2014

 

kilt_flash

Wednesdays are traditionally my day off.

You know what that means right?

New men in kilts photos yay!

 


:::men in kilts:::

 

 

brunette_bob

Rocket Dog
You make my heart sing
You make everything ~
Groovy.

 


You know how you go online looking for something VERY specific —

And TOTALLY BY ACCIDENT find something entirely different?

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Tell me how I could have not bought these?

Look how adorable they are.

I HAD TO BUY THEM!

 

 

I promised you guys the bear ears.

 

max_bear_full_cb

 

I know —

No lights, problem focus, shooting on an iPhone, and we did not exactly have Conrad Hall on call there but —

Bear Ears!

Yay!

 


*Lost? Confused? Not idea about the bear ears? :::catch up:::

*Also, go listen to :::sister cristina::: you infidel

 

et tu, pinterest?

March 16, 2014

 

This freaky image shows up in my Pinterest stream.

No I am not going to show you THAT fashion blunder it would defile the blog.

[Also it might make you blind.]

Here is a cute photo of a pony in boots instead.

pony mit shoes

 


 

Bad cheap pointy shoes with a bad cheap skirt made out of bad cheap fabric and the photo is taken at a bad cheap angle in bad cheap lighting.

Why the fuck is this image in my Pinterest stream?

And how do I kill it?

 


 

I hit the link.

Not following this board.

I hit the person.

Not following this person.

I’m confused. If I’m not following the board and not following the person WTF is this cheap ass gaudy image that might make me blind doing in my fucking Pinterest stream?

 


 

Pinterest has a new agenda. Pinterest is showing me this because Pinterest thinks I might be interested because of OTHER INTERESTS.

Jesus Christ, Pinterest, what are you now, Amazon? Facebook? Netflix? “Because you liked this other image, let’s show you one that will make you fucking blind you hate it so much”?

 


 

Here is a cute pony in boots again to make this less painful:

pony mit shoes

Dear Pinterest:

You’re Fired.

 

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