February 14, 2017
I totally got my ass handed to me at pool, btw. No worries. It was a fun and wonderful night. Also the guy with many tattoos and too much facial hair was nice enough to grab a non-selfie shot of Kate and I on the birthday night. Yay!
September 20, 2016
September 15, 2016
That is right, sports fans, yours truly Max Adams along with Kate Leatherwood from Last Satellite are having a party. We’ll be showcasing Kate’s amazing makeup skills for eyes, my Instantly Ageless, and the fabulous Ambra del Nepal from i Profumi di Firenze. If you are in Austin and feeling like you need some more glam in your life, please RSVP on the Last Satellite Facebook event page so we know to expect you.
September 4, 2016
UPDATE: Well this is annoying. It turns out the Twitter weather accounts are EXACTLY like television cable companies and they say things like “we don’t service your area” because — they don’t “service” your area. So you don’t even go on their maps when they report the weather.
I hate being wrong.
My bad, @NWSFortWorth carry on.
June 5, 2016
Photographic evidence I wore makeup on Sunday, this day of our Lord on June 5th, 2016.
Also I wore a bra but you don’t get a shot of that. Pervos!
Now I have to dig my cape out of the laundry to save the space time continuum. Be back shortly. Smooch!
August 18, 2015
August 15, 2015
Contrary to popular myth, I do leave the house. [Okay not often dammit but I do and also here is living proof I have been seen in sunlight and on the water yay!]
This is the great pirate boat extravanza pictorial.
June 17, 2015
When I was a kid growing up in California, danger came from the earth.The earth would shake, mud would slide, fire ran along the ground leaping canyons and covering mountains. Here in Texas, danger comes from the sky. The sky spirals, reaches down to rip trucks and buildings asunder, rips along throwing things in its path aside, pouring water, hail, and debris. It’s very disorienting.
June 6, 2015
Things done today:
Reviewed 8 student assignments.
Reviewed 1 writing sample.
Read 3 feature scripts.
Set up office. Yay yay yay!
Yeah yeah yeah I know it is ridiculous it took THAT LONG to set up the office, but I have been really busy and also there was that getting injured thing that made standing on ladders and moving anything heavy a really bad idea for a long long while.
Look! Ooh! Ahh! Pretty!