baseball cap dementia
October 4, 2015
Own 30 baseball caps?
[When I say “one woman” I mean me.]
I spend hundreds of dollars on my hair.
It is criminal to own this many baseball caps AND spend this much on my hair.
That crazy contradiction might even spell mental instability.
Shut up it does not.
Shut up it does too.
Okay I am totally not giving up the Reservoir Dogs baseball cap I got at Sundance the year Reservoir Dogs premiered at Sundance —
[Yes the gray one with the red text.]