#freecheese

November 24, 2014

 

Mouse in Maze
 
If Facebook insists on conducting these “social experiments” I say we all riot for free cheese.

[All lab animals are entitled to free cheese, dammit!]

[I am partial to Baby Swiss, myself.]

Also I have our fight song:  Anatole!  Anatole!  Anatole!

 


*PS:  Also my friend Timothy pointed out it would be inhumane to offer cheese without wine and crackers.  Free cheese AND wine and crackers for everyone!  Anatole!  Anatole!  Anatole!

 


:::FACEBOOK EXPERIMENTS ON USERS:::

#FREECHEESE

 

2 Responses to “#freecheese”

  1. I wouldn’t join Facebook for a life-sized replica of the Hoover dam sculpted out of Shropshire Blue. And that’s sayin’ somethin’.

  2. Max said

    I just heard the Austin police are doing tactical exercises in full riot gear today outside police headquarters. Coincidence? I think not.

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