size doesn’t matter

September 16, 2014

 

myth_A1

 

“Size doesn’t matter” only counts if you’re a woman comforting a man who has a small penis. It won’t count if a big breasted blonde walks through the door.

 


 

Splitting your vagina open to give birth doesn’t make you smarter than your childless friends. It makes you awash in hormones with a split vagina.

 


 
Poverty does not equal nobility. It just means your grandfather was robbed.

 


 

Wealth does not equal nobility. It just means your grandfather robbed someone. [Probably the poverty people above.]

 


 
Are you a criminal? Probably. Did you run a stop sign? Break the speed limit? Smoke a joint? Hello, “Criminal!”

 


 
Let’s consider what really should be considered criminal. Beating your girlfriend unconscious in an elevator or sexually assaulting a ten year old boy in a college football locker room.

 

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