June 5, 2014
According to my inbox, men are interested in:
•Hot Asian chicks
•Hot Russian chicks
•Hot Filipino chicks
AND MONSTROUSLY LARGER PENISES!
I cannot be Russian, Filipino, or Asian, but —
I can totally sell larger penises.
All you have to put in the box is a magnifying glass and instructions to not use it in direct sunlight, right?
I am going to be so rich.