things grown men shouldn’t do
October 14, 2013
Hop out of an idling car at dusk, leaving the door open and the engine idling, and cut directly across the street to intercept a lone woman on the sidewalk who does not know you.
Approach a lone woman who does not know you in a parking garage at 5 AM.
Follow a woman who does not know you out of a grocery store parking lot in your truck and not take the hint when she makes 3 U-Turns to lose you.
*Bonus Points: Approaching her when she pulls into a 7-11 parking lot you should also not be surprised she is on a cell giving your license plate number to cops.
*I do not know why anyone needs to say this out loud but apparently it does need to be said out loud.