dear “intern two” you suck
March 12, 2010
One of my workshoppers sent a query letter to Icon Productions.
[Icon Productions is Mel Gibson. Mel you so suck.]
Here is THE rudest response to a query letter I have ever seen in my life.
From: Intern 2
[I am not making that up, the letter is really from “Intern 2.”]
Thank you for submitting the above referenced project to Icon Productions. We are destroying your submission and all enclosures included with it. Your mailing was examined only to the minimal extent needed to determine it’s nature. No notice was taken of its literary content.
While we sincerely appreciate your interest in sending material to us, it is our literary policy based on legal and other considerations not to read or consider unsolicited submissions of any type. Please do not send additional materials, or resend these materials as they will be similarly destroyed.
Are you fucking kidding me? Freak!