help me obi wan kenobi!

March 6, 2010


I am trying —

To come up with a cool nickname that is sassy. It has to rhyme and be fun. Craig Ferguson is The Hot Mess from Loch Ness. Surely I can come up with something as good. I am a comedy writer.

Tragically my head got locked in on The Confused Lay from L.A.

It is like when you get a song stuck in your head I have not been able to get my brain out of that repeat.


[Okay really it was “hot” first but that was just whacky and then “confused” landed which is less suggestive but still. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi!]


[Girl in Gray from L.A. is not sassy and Blonde Assassin does not rhyme with L.A. Also I had to look up the spelling of Kenobi.]


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11 Responses to “help me obi wan kenobi!”

  1. Connie said

    Sunny Funny

  2. Connie said

    “LA LA LAND LADY”, sorta like the name “Lady Gaga”, but different? and the name “Lady Gaga” is BIG HIT !
    and that is what everybody else (who is not from there and thinks its….well you know) calls L.A., “lala land”…..

  3. Connie said

    Sunny Funny or La La Land Lady, my 2 picks….and they are good ones, me thinks?~!

  4. max said

    Tragically Celluloid Blonde does not rhyme with L.A. either. Ahh!

  5. pooks said

    Lay Lady Gray from LA

    Okay, maybe not.

  6. I just keep thinking of all the names I would have given bands if I’d ever started a band. I really should have started a band. Oh well…

    Since you’re dying to know those names, one was “Oedipal Underwear.” Another was “The Burt Ward Burn Ward.” I also liked “Uniporn” for a while. (You can imagine what that logo would have looked like.)

    Huh. None of that is helpful at all, is it?

    Well, it so happens I’m headed out for a hike on a gorgeous, sunny day, so dammit, I’ll be brainstorming a kickass nickname for you and only you. :)

  7. max said

    Burn Ward would be a pretty good name for a band. I Also like Ionic Pet Brush.

  8. “The Ass-Kicking Writer Who Wants You Inside Her.”


    Too on-the-nose?

  9. michael said

    ‘the twainted twinkae from l.a.’

  10. michael said


  11. Hanging around airports has got me thinking “Max from LAX”. Or repeat visits to LA airport would have “Max re-LAX”

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