mike’s very strange 34 questions thingy
October 28, 2009
1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
2. Where was your profile picture taken?
Where all covert action should be taken in an alley.
3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
Oh fuck no. I am too busy playing Tetrizz.
4. Name someone who made you laugh today.
5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
Very very late & why not?
6. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
France is looking good.
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
When I kiss it is fireworks.
8. Which of your FB friends lives closest to you?
My lawyer says not to answer internet proximity questions.
9. Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
The historical record says no Alex.
10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
I prefer David Tennant.
11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
Delicate flowers do not “cry really hard.” Mascara!
12. Who took your profile picture?
You are kind of obsessed with this photo thing aren’t you?
13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
More photo questions. How many distant photos of me do you have in that basement shrine again?
14. Was yesterday better than today?
The day is young and I am hopeful.
15. Can you live a day without TV?
Scientific research indicates human life requires hydration, sustenance,and an ambient temperature. When electronic devices enter the picture I will let you know.
16. Are you upset about anything?
Not yet but this questionnaire is not over.
17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
You are totally outside taking photos aren’t you?
18. Are you a bad influence?
I am a shining beacon or virtuosity. Fresh!
19. Night out or night in?
Do I have male company? That will make a huge difference you know.
20. What items could you not go without during the day?
I am going with pants and liquid beverages.
21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
The majority of my hospital visits are unexpected and involve nurses ineptly sticking me with sharp objects and threatening helicopter rides if I do not cooperate.
22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
“There is a guy outside your window with a zoom lens.”
23. How do you feel about your life right now?
I do not feel “about” life. I feel life.
24. Do you hate any one?
Everyone I ever hated is dead.
25. If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
Many messages from shockingly attractive men.
26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
How many drugs do I have to take to pass this test?
27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Doy. But does pillow talk count?
28. What song is stuck in your head?
Nothing is stuck in my head. That is a pre-existing condition you know.
29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
I am a little worried about being on a floor above street level, did someone just go vampire or something?
30. Do you want to have grandkids before you’re 50?
Grandkids? I do not even have kids. Jeez.
31. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
Battle Satan, save human kind, choose the right shoes, nothing big.
32. Do you think too much or too little?
I think just right Goldilocks.
33. Do you smile a lot?
Define “a lot” Camera Boy.
34. Best thing you ate in the last 24 hours.
I chewed through a couple Republicans, does that count?
[note, this quiz originated on fb with some ridiculous name like “the honesty quiz” bwahahahhaha]