this is freaking hilarious

October 25, 2009

 

gourdsThis is from —

Colin Nissan at Timothy McSweeney

 


IT’S DECORATIVE
GOURD SEASON,
MOTHERFUCKERS

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is — fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash —

 


:::continue reading:::

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from ski 9

2 Responses to “this is freaking hilarious”

  1. paul said

    continue and had a ball.. had to tweet it! greaT stufF!

  2. max said

    Doesn’t it rock? I just crack up every time I read it.

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