the sometimes suspect musings of max adams
It is 4 am.
I brush my teeth.
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where the art work comes from :
that is inner window by wouldpkr
Seriously, moved, pulled up stakes, left the building, gone gone and not coming back. Come visit at the new digs --->
Whew! Good oral hygiene is always preferred by would be breaking-and-enterers.
Max’s teeth are so incredible I’m convinced a rogue dentist would break in to take a peek.
Well just because some demonic creature from hell is coming through your upper story windows, that is no reason to neglect your gums.
I should have known all along…the signs were all there…it was the evil monster GINGIVITIS, lurking in the background, waiting to pounce. Thank you for this cautionary tale. I’m off to buy floss and Listerine…
I find the whole concept of gingivitis highly suspicious. Has anybody actually ever seen one? I think it is made up.
I think gingivitis is like Snuffalupagus – essentially, a faith-based concept…
lol@Ginny.
I know who it is, Max, I’ve got it all figured out.
It’s that pitbull. Trying to get away from its deranged southern master.
You think the puppy is making a break for it?