bri sends a photo

June 4, 2007

 

Brian sent me a photo.

One.

I am sure we took like twenty group photos and instead this is one he sneaked when I was not looking. [Bri you are in so much trouble.]

And I have the totally goofy max “oh you think i will believe that” expression in place [which means it is a real whopper me being all credulous and stuff] and also in future I should really reconsider tying bulky black jackets around my hips.

I did say I would post Bri photos though.

I also said I would post a silver band photo.

Voila. “One” Bri photo. Bonus silver band included.

 

57 Responses to “bri sends a photo”

  1. You are clearly unimpressed by Axel Rose’s banter.

  2. I take that back…he’s clearly the lead singer of “Puddle of mud”.

  3. max said

    Tragically, Bri probably thinks of that expression as very me. He forgets often times I am around him I am surrounded by musician guys with impure motives.

  4. Oh, we can do a caption?

    Okay- here ‘s mine

    and I once caught a fish thiiissssss biiggggg too

    amm

  5. max said

    Oh you fibber your caption would be “And the magical Pez dispenser never again ran out of Pez and the haunted hat pin was put to rest forever.”

  6. Yeah, but I wouldn’t be in the picture cause I’d be on the ground laughing myself into a straight jacket.

    Hey…

    amm

  7. But I wouldn’t be in the picture cause I’d be on the ground laughing myself into a straight jacket after saying that

    hey….

    amm

  8. Brut said

    “um… well, no. the papers aren’t filed… but, i mean. you know. we’re just living together. it’s not like we’re still married… or anything. you know… er”

  9. max said

    Brut for shame, that did not work the five times you tried that line on me and now you are trying to pass it off to this flaxen haired boy?

  10. max said

    By the way Valliant shouldn’t you just say you want to kill the guy for talking to me and also want to drag me into your bed?

  11. max said

    [ps : do not think I have not noticed everyone is attacking the poor bastard I am talking to to get out of saying i look goofy and not attractive — you fucks]

  12. Brut said

    Hey. I think you look gorgeous in that pic. And I really do apologize. Five times? You do deserve better… something more creative, original. As soon as I sell my first script I will work on a new line. I promise.

  13. So Max,if you told these guys here to light themselves on fire and run around in circles would they?

  14. Gwenda said

    Aw, that’s such a cute picture. I would say the expression is more “uh-huh” than credulous, personally… Your mama didn’t raise no fool.

  15. pooks said

    I think you look fantastic, and I had no idea you knew Bo Bice!!!

  16. tj said

    I’m in love…

  17. Woeful said

    You have the same look on your face here that I get when I’m talking with a patron @ the Library and discover that he (or she) is insane. I just keep smiling and nodding until I can find a viable escape route…

  18. max said

    psst, TJ, Brut is married.

  19. Eddie said

    I can’t think of the words to pay you a compliment without sounding either fake nice or real creepy, so I’ll just say:

    Valliant — get your ass to the states already.

  20. Woeful said

    Valliant has health care.

  21. max said

    It is not Valliant’s health care I fantasize about at inappropriate hours.

  22. Brut said

    … and he doesn’t read the sports pages. It would never work.

  23. I’m waiting for Stiletto to show up here.

    Ha.

    amm

  24. Woeful said

    LMAO:

    Max D. Adams — Health Care —
    Max D. Adams — Health Care —

    Decisions, decisions…

  25. max said

    Woeful, Valliant could have me and health care all that requires is a little plundering and abducting.

    Jeez.

  26. Woeful said

    Ahoy there!

    I wrote before that you look like Tricia Helfer. In this photo, I think that you look very much like a young Sharon Stone…

  27. Jennifer said

    Oh the Viper room…. Anita I’d be on the ground too but not cause I was laughing…. caption……. ummmmmm

    ” limo left without you, sorry dude”

    You sure are pretty Max.

  28. max said

    Aww, thanks, Jennifer.

    Woe, if that is some spurilous attempt to cover up saying I am less desirable than health coverage you will have to try harder.

  29. Jennifer said

    woe’s in trouble……… woe’s in trouble……

  30. Woeful said

    I think you’re highly desirable Max… Then again, I don’t need a kidney :)

  31. max said

    It is that “but” in the middle of a statement that will always get you in trouble Woe.

  32. Woeful said

    What can I say, I’m getting married in 3 days! Perhaps I’m just blinded by another’s love at the moment :)

    That said, I bet we could’ve done some serious damage together, Max… Never been to the Viper Room, but I did go out with a girl who regularly played bass at CBGB’s. I remember making out with her in Penn Station after a Pixies concert… Good times. LOL, it seems as if I’m getting a tad reflective.

  33. max said

    Well do not get the wrong impression that is the one and only time I have been to Viper Room and that was just to see a friend play. Normally it is just me four walls and a hostile computer which is not all that racey.

  34. Jennifer said

    I have to call you out on that Max……this blog has sex appeal sweetheart!

  35. max said

    And the four walls and hostile computer appreciate that. If only they had hot hard bodies.

  36. max said

    [and knew how to use them]

  37. Jennifer said

    I would kick out those neighbors and move into that building myself if it was made from walls like that!

  38. aj said

    If we get to make up captions, mine is —

    Bri – “Her tits were about this big..”

    Max – “Ah huh (insert sarcasm here)..”

  39. max said

    Okay Bri is a gentleman and would never talk about “tits” mine or others. Jeez.

  40. Stiletto said

    Cute pic. Wow you are so thin too. And shapely!

  41. Stiletto said

    You really look like you could kick someone’s ass, Max! Also…dig the shirt!

    Of course we won’t dare lecture you about smoking heehee

  42. max said

    Thanks, you.

  43. Stiletto said

    Wow you really are adorable. Slightly menacing but adorable nonetheless. Now is that shirt all one piece or is some layering effect going on?

  44. max said

    That is layers.

    Adorable and menacing is funny.

  45. Stiletto said

    It’s like a Happy Meal combo.

    Smells good, looks good, might be a little bad for you but irresistible on most occasions.

  46. max said

    You crack me up.

  47. Stiletto said

    I can’t stop thinking about your wedding. I need to know what happened.

    Will you post about it one day?

  48. max said

    Well no. His mother does not need to read a post about that.

  49. Jennifer said

    covert operation incoming pigeon

  50. Stiletto said

    His mother reads your blog?

  51. max said

    I do not know that she does. I do not know that she does not. He is a man I loved and married. His family was good to me. I will not post personal details of the marriage that could be hurtful to him or to his family. I post a lot of things. Not that.

  52. Stiletto said

    I am looking at this picture again and trying to figure out who you resemble.

  53. […] Do you wear a watch? What kind? I wear a pocket watch around my neck that is just how I […]

  54. marco(Stanley) said

    Pretty as usual

  55. max said

    Thank you, “Stanley.”

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