July 16, 2014

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bunny on the couch!

July 15, 2014

 

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ps: looking for a source and can’t find it, if you can, share — i stumbled across it via elizabeth croyden on fb

 

 

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you are jaws

June 24, 2014

 

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I am perversely entertained by this:

YOU ARE JAWS

You are entertaining – riveting even. You are also absolutely terrifying. In fact, many people have developed an aversion to water precisely because of you. Some people will go out of their way to avoid you at all costs. But others just can’t get enough of you.

 


:::what movie are you:::

 

not the chair!

June 7, 2014

 

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My beautiful little office chair is trying to go poof like a :::lucky T-shirt:::

Well the edge of the seat is.

It’s not actually covered in leather, it is covered in “leatherette.”

I guess “leatherette” has a 3 year expiration date.

I’m tracking down the manufacturer to see if I can buy the little chair a new seat.

I’m looking really hard at vinyl repair kits.

Dear Universe, if you know a good way to repair “leatherette,” help!

 


*i am mad dependent on unchanging physical pillars in my work environment, change or move furniture and it shoots a shock wave through so hard it can shut me down for weeks — this really confuses the :::social writers:::

 

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–>where i got that hilarious goodness:
–>the oatmeal
–>see more now

 

 

marketing genius!

June 5, 2014

 

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According to my inbox, men are interested in:

•Hot Asian chicks
•Hot Russian chicks
•Hot Filipino chicks

AND MONSTROUSLY LARGER PENISES!

 


 

I cannot be Russian, Filipino, or Asian, but —

GENIUS!

I can totally sell larger penises.

 


 

All you have to put in the box is a magnifying glass and instructions to not use it in direct sunlight, right?

I am going to be so rich.

Yay!

 

 

 

 

 

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