wedding or shark attack?
July 17, 2009
Let’s do a poll —
[I have never tried out this poll feature so this could go tragically wrong.]
where the art work comes from :
that is a chanel scooped at rhiannon mars’s
stil made me do it
June 11, 2009
Stil is making me tell this story.
Way way back on Columbus Day Stil and I went to the beach. And did beach things. Till it was getting later and we were walking the path back to the boardwalk. [There is not really a boardwalk I just call it that, it is a main strip of concrete full of little open air stands selling cheap sunglasses and beachy stuff running along the Venice beach front.]
We are walking along and there is this couple in front of us. They are definitely a couple. They are holding hands. The guy is tall. Kind of awkward and angular. In that awkward angular guy way some guys are just awkwardly lanky and tall but not in an unattractive way. The woman is short. Squat. Okay squat is being kind —
She has an ass the size of New Jersey.
She is wearing jeans too tight and too low that force skin to bulge above her jean “waistline” [that cannot be good for circulation] and also create lower body bulging that will never be mistaken for fabric bunching. She has a cheap shirt on. Flip flops. And long dark hair that can only be described as Blair Witch friendly.
I look at her. I look at him. I look at Stil. I say, SHE has a boyfriend.
Stil cracks up really hard.
return of the mocking bird
June 10, 2009
It is after 3 in the morning and he is singing his lungs out to me.
The mocking bird totally dumped me a while back.
But now. He is back. Singing. And singing. And singing.
Clearly this mocking bird is drawn against his will and judgment to something he knows is so wrong for him.
*ironically this defines most of my experience with the opposite gender
return of fun with corsets
June 5, 2009
I saw this fun quiz referenced in a google search an age ago and then had to hunt like a ninja to find the actual quiz :
I posted it then but also I really like it plus really love the photo so I am bringing it back again. Yay!
“You are a vinyl/fetish corset. Grrrrowl.”
[Ooh la la, I used to be an Elizabethan corset, I am moving up.]
:::take the corset quiz::::::that photo is by norman jean roy:::
:::also the anime corset is pretty much famous net wide so:::
mary janes
May 23, 2009
I wonder —
If I should start dating again.
where the art work comes from :
that is from kristamas is abducted by aliens
max the aphrodisiac
April 2, 2009
You are —
Chocolate
You make people feel euphoric and dreamy. You’re very addicting. You definitely drive people to passion, lust, and even obsession.
While you are quite sensual, you are also comforting. You sure know how to work your magic. It doesn’t take long to get someone to love you.
:::what aphrodisiac are you:::
crush factor
March 31, 2009
I was at this party —
Talking about guys [I know that comes as a shock] when someone said, What is a crush?
This was a funny question to me my whole life people have been talking about crushes but maybe that is a U.S. thing so I came up with a definition and someone else came up with a definition and pretty soon there were a whole bunch of different definitions for “crush” and very few of them were the same. Some sounded like love, some sounded like passing infatuation, some were long term, some were short, some were unreciprocated, some love affairs that could not be consummated —
Then I threw straight girl crush and straight guy crush into the ring and half the people had never heard of that [they are running in the wrong circles, or I am, jury is out] and —
It is real clear “crush” is a common term used by a whole hell of a lot of people, but also that it means a whole hell of a lot of different things to a whole hell of a lot of different people. How confusing is that?
crush : noun : an intense but usually short lived infatuation….
evil luring breadsticks
March 30, 2009
The other day —
I heard a man on the television say men would not cheat if there weren’t so many women willing to be there for men to cheat with.
This was on a talk show and a whole bunch of women in the audience nodded saying, “Yes, yes.” Like the whole answer to men cheating was [those bitches!] other women.
This is kind of stupid to me. Of course, if a man is going to cheat, there needs to be someone alive and willing for him to cheat with. [Do not always assume it is another woman either guys cheat with guys just fine.] Just like, if a person is going to over eat, there has to be food there for someone to eat. But I do not see anyone blaming the food: “Yeah, he wouldn’t have eaten that breadstick if there weren’t so many breadsticks that were so damn willing.”
wristcutters
March 16, 2009
This is the coolest movie you must see this right away. Wristcutters: A Love Story.
I mean it. See it right away. [Okay it is a 2006 film if you have already seen it do not make fun I just saw it I am behind.]
preferably over eighteen
February 24, 2009
Reasons not to internet date….
where i found that reason not to online date :
i found that incentive at rain’s
