July 15, 2014
July 8, 2014
So. Having been in the FB experimental streams….
One stream was all dead or someone just died or someone has cancer all the time.
Another was, all dead maimed animals WITH PHOTOS all the time.
Me, I innocently thought I just had a really depressed whacked out group of friends and if I just kept slamming “I don’t want to see this” in the right places, it would all work out.
It was Facebook Nazi experiments.
[That yay is sarcasm.]
I’m on my way out.
I hope you will go with me.
July 3, 2014
Peter Dinklage & Grumpy Cat!
ps: the first person to shout this is photoshopped will be sacrificed to the goddess pele
June 3, 2014
May 8, 2014
April 30, 2014
April 9, 2014
I know, freaking gorgeous, right? Ahhh!
SO THERE I WAS completely minding my own business coming down off a 5 am work high trying to wear myself out enough to sleep —
[You don't know 5 am work highs? They're what comes from pushing through midnight and 3 am and the desire to sleep and catching a second/third/fourth wind to keep working because you have something that needs to be finished before the alarm goes off for other people on some coast USA --- only then you are done and it is 5 am and you can't just go to sleep, you have defied the gods o' sleep too long and they are pissed so now you have to wind down and no, there are no drugs involved, quit it...]
— When this hot kilt meme showed up on FB and I thought, you know, maybe hot kilt guys would be just the thing right now and also everything else has a hot this or that page there should be a hot kilt page around here somewhere.
THERE WERE NO HOT KILT PAGES ON FACEBOOK.
There was some private group.
[What the hell do they do in a private group? Okay wait, that might be scary, don't answer that.]
There was an app. And it did not work.
There was some page with like, 5 kilt photos.
And no good hot kilt pages.
So I made MEN IN KILTS.
ALSO HERE IS KIT HARRINGTON IN A KILT.
[I know. It is not plaid. Screw plaid! It does not have to be plaid! I am descended from Scots I can say that. The real Scots might get a little excitable though.]
I know, totally professional, right?
[Screw professional, life is short! Okay maybe not so professional, but life IS short. Also, we are talking kilts. Yay!]
March 16, 2014
This freaky image shows up in my Pinterest stream.
No I am not going to show you THAT fashion blunder it would defile the blog.
[Also it might make you blind.]
Here is a cute photo of a pony in boots instead.
Bad cheap pointy shoes with a bad cheap skirt made out of bad cheap fabric and the photo is taken at a bad cheap angle in bad cheap lighting.
Why the fuck is this image in my Pinterest stream?
And how do I kill it?
I hit the link.
Not following this board.
I hit the person.
Not following this person.
I’m confused. If I’m not following the board and not following the person WTF is this cheap ass gaudy image that might make me blind doing in my fucking Pinterest stream?
Pinterest has a new agenda. Pinterest is showing me this because Pinterest thinks I might be interested because of OTHER INTERESTS.
Jesus Christ, Pinterest, what are you now, Amazon? Facebook? Netflix? “Because you liked this other image, let’s show you one that will make you fucking blind you hate it so much”?
Here is a cute pony in boots again to make this less painful: