pajama monday!

 

It is not my fault!

There I was innocently perusing Vic’s Secret and wham! Isn’t that cute as hell?

It totally is cute as hell I had to immediately buy it.

I work at home. I should wear something nice to work right?

Exactly.

 

where those cute pajamas come from :
doy, victoria’s secret

thoughts & pearls

 

This is a story —

From the mountain. The second mountain, when things got a lot easier because I had neighbors within one mile dash distance and also aged wood. [Listen do not ever try to tough out a bad winter on a mountain alone with wood heat, no neighbors, one broken hand axe and green wood. That just never goes well.]

 

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thoughts & pearls

One of my artist dates was pulling out all my jewelry and looking at it. “Artist Dates” are a thing I picked up in “The Artist’s Way” [that is Julia Cameron stuff] and I have somehow convinced about ten people to do Artist Way as a group so I am following along being encouraging and also doing the pages and dates even if I have already done Artist Way twice.

[Forget the first time I was an Artist Way Drop Out and crashed and burned on chapter 8. That is just impolite to mention.]

I do not get to wear my jewelry very often. This is the woods. There is just not a lot of call for fancy jewelry here. So it sits. Packed in its box. Actually several boxes, probably twenty-five because there are pieces of jewelry I love so much they get their own special boxes which then is confusing when you go looking for one piece but all those boxes go in one box. And that is one of the boxes I carry with me. Along with the computers. Computers and jewelry and a bag o’ shoes. That is me.

Last time I pulled out all my jewelry, my pearls were looking dim. And I thought, Your pearls are dying without you. You must wear them.

Pearls are like that. They are living things. If you neglect them, they fade. And can just die.

So.

This artist date has been, Be With Pearls. I pulled out all my pearls and put them on. And here I sit in a pair of burnt out sneakers and exercise pants and an oversized nightshirt and pearl earrings and bracelets and necklaces all over me in the woods. It is pretty funny. But I like it. And it is for me and the pearls.

I remember my grandmother too when I wear pearls. She said a woman should not wear pearls until she is thirty. [My grandmother was strict about stuff like that.] Also she thought women should not buy themselves pearls. Pearls should be inherited or bought for them by the man they marry.

That is okay. She was older. She knew pearls had to be worn to live too. I remember her wearing them just for that. And telling me all about pearls. She got married four times too and that is pretty racey for a grandmother so I think she just wanted me to know how things should be instead of how they are.

My grandmother loved me. She is gone now but I sure love her.

I think about her when I wear pearls.

 

Your Life With Pearls Adams Girl

 

where i got the art work :
i cribbed that off anita marie’s

where that story comes from :
that comes from seemaxrun

time out from politics for the pretty dress

 

 

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*that is the luly yang
butterfly dress

 

farrah max day yay!

 

This is really fun it is the In Style celebrity hair change out thingamajig — you get to put your photo in and try out all these different hair styles. There are sixty-five pages of hair styles too I am not sure whether that is a yay or yegads there but here are the photos with different hair styles [totally] yay!

First, the base photo. It is not a glam shot [oh noes no make up!] so maybe not the best choice but I do not have a ton of full on face shots so it has to do oops ID photo frenzy —

This one is funny to me it is the same hair cut I had most of my childhood so to me I look like I am twelve again –

[This is what I normally look like with short hair on a bad hair day -- sans the red yipes -- which hello explains baseball cap fetish.]

[A little more tailored whew!]

[What I look like with really short hair on a good hair day yay!]

[Going Marilyn yay!]

[I like this one I am not sure why.]

[This is my favorite I do not like all the red in there but I like the cut.]

[This is totally cute but also very dated Meg Ryan hmm.]

[I tried a red for fun and am reminded I look kind of hot as a :::red head::: but also hello many less stalker issues as a blonde.]

[Also everyone should have a Farrah day at least once so Farrah Max Day yay!]

 

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:::play in style hair:::

 

campaign promises; or, the max swim suit centerfold

 

Hmm. I still need —

AT LEAST 211 MORE VOTES JUST TO MAKE THE FIRST CUT! AHHHH!

Clearly this voting thing is going to take more convincing. So how do I convince YOU to post and VOTE FOR ME?

Coercion does not work. I tried coercion when I was trying to get you guys to vote on the hotness of Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. [Bummer Jensen and Jared they were just not going for it that day.]

So it must be something else. Something for you.

So I think. What could be in it for you? What could be hot enough to get YOU excited about watching a one minute video and voting for me? And it hits me —

A SWIM SUIT SHOT

LOTS of people around here have asked for swim suit shots. [You know who you are.] A swim suit shot might just do it. Yay!

So. Here is the deal. If I win this video competition, I will post a shot on Celluloid Blonde of a —

MAX SWIM SUIT CENTERFOLD

YAY! YAY! YAY!

[hey do not sneeze at that either in the teen modeling days i was the skinny dip bikini clip girl and i still look pretty hot in a swim suit]

 

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Vote. Make your friends vote. Make your neighbors vote. Make your kids vote. Make your dog vote. Bribe the cat to vote. Get out the vote.

There IS something in it for YOU.

 

:::vote:::
:::facebook vote for max page:::

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from sherry

return of fun with corsets

 

 

I saw this fun quiz referenced in a google search an age ago and then had to hunt like a ninja to find the actual quiz :

What corset are you?

I posted it then but also I really like it plus really love the photo so I am bringing it back again. Yay!

“You are a vinyl/fetish corset. Grrrrowl.”

[Ooh la la, I used to be an Elizabethan corset, I am moving up.]

 

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:::take the corset quiz:::

:::that photo is by norman jean roy:::

:::also the anime corset is pretty much famous net wide so:::

:::see the anime corset:::

 

swimsuit follies

 

So my last —

And FINAL bathing suit shows from Victoria’s Secret. I put it on. It is a two piece. The top fits. I think, Well, okay that is a start. The bottoms? Too big. How did that happen? I am thinking, Well, okay, I can trade in for smaller bottoms. Which does not make sense it is not like I am losing weight if anything I am gaining, but these look huge. Maybe they sent me the wrong size?

The thing is, it really does not look good. It does not look “bad.” But. Even if the bottoms were not too big, it is just passable. I think, So, I have tried on a lot of bathing suits, maybe I just really look bad in a bathing suit now. I mean, I have in all of the suits I have tried so far.

I pull out my old suit and put it on.

I look freaking fabulous.

It is not me. It is the suits.

Yay! Yay! Yay!

 

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[I think I will stick with my old suit for a while longer.]

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from dce jeff

foil sunday

 

Miss Adams cannot post today.

She has to foil her hair.

Ahhhh!

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from ajpscs

mary janes

 

I wonder —

If I should start dating again.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from kristamas is abducted by aliens

things not to do at the computer

 

Thing Not to Do —

At The Computer #3,426 :

Get really annoyed at that strand of hair that keeps working free of its clip and brushing against your neck.

 

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Thing Not to Do At The Computer #3,427 :

Whip nail scissors out of the desk drawer and whack that baby off.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from kristamas is abducted by aliens