you say potato i say potahtoh
June 30, 2009
Max’s recipe for —
Potato Soup
Step 1 : Open Vodka.
Step 2 : Pour Vodka.
Step 3 : Drink Vodka.
*ingredients required : vodka!
the power of lolcats compels you!
June 29, 2009
free max!
The movement to free max continues. Yay! This was posted by Rane. The power of Cheezeburger Kitteh is strong — the facebook block got lifted today. Yay!
save these dogs
June 28, 2009
free max!
June 27, 2009
free max!
Anita Marie cracks me the hell up.
Facebook got mad I was posting too much on my wall or something during the Blonde Winery Campaign and blocked me for “possible violation of facebook terms.” So now I can answer mail over there and read stuff but no posting for me. So Anita posted a “Free Max!” Lolcats.
That is just funny as hell to me.
this is hilarious
June 27, 2009
Say there is some harsh language in here but do not pass out it is funny as hell.
tragedy strikes!
June 26, 2009
Ahhhh!
I lost. Damn!
If votes counted, I would have made it. And in the end I came in with over 525 votes in under a week, bringing me up to the #36 spot in the popularity counter. And you all rock so much for putting me there.But. The Murphy-Goode people made their own selections and I was not one of their top 50 picks. Sucks to be me. [Okay not really but it is just polite to say so.]
Thank you everyone so much for your votes and support. That counts in the end way more than making the top 50. That just rocks. And I love you guys for doing it.
Meanwhile, here is the video yay!
As a result of all this madness I am on twitter @CelluloidBlonde. Also there is a vote for max facebook group and somehow someway that must have a purpose now for good — or evil. [I am still trying to decide.] And special special thanks to —
kym | kitty | jen | woe | ginny | sulya | rane | libby | chris | nancy | jordan | christie | debra | anita marie | grace | francisco | rachael | mary | toni | pixee and did I mention pooks?
And — many persons I have for sure failed to mention [ahh!] who rocked the vote. Thank you! You know who you are. And rock. And if you post here other people will know who you are too. [Post, dammit!]
Also special thanks to miss britt whose photo has become the end all be all mascot photo of the campaign.
where the art work comes from :
that is from miss britt
screaming into the top fifty…
June 25, 2009
Ahhhh!
Made it. Current votes: 501. Current position: #38.
Next stop? Top 10.
With 475 votes to go.
[It takes 60 seconds to view and VOTE.]
You can follow max on twitter @CelluloidBlonde.
And VOTE. VOTE LIKE A NINJA.
*do not forget to respond to vote confirmation email you have to answer that email for votes to be counted
25 to go…
June 24, 2009
Ahhhh!
435 votes in.
25 to go.
[It takes 60 seconds to view and VOTE]
You can follow vote scores on twitter here.
And VOTE. VOTE LIKE A NINJA.
*do not forget to respond to vote confirmation email you have to answer that email for votes to be counted
40 to go…
June 24, 2009
Ahhhh!
420 votes in.
40 to go.
[It takes 60 seconds to view and VOTE]
You can follow vote scores on twitter here.
And VOTE. VOTE LIKE A NINJA.
*do not forget to respond to vote confirmation email you have to answer that email for votes to be counted
50 to go…
June 24, 2009
Ahhhh!
405 votes in.
50 to go.
[It takes 60 seconds to view and VOTE]
You can follow vote scores on twitter here.
And VOTE. VOTE LIKE A NINJA.
*do not forget to respond to vote confirmation email you have to answer that email for votes to be counted
65 to go…
June 24, 2009
Ahhhh!
391 votes in.
65 to go.
You can follow vote scores on twitter here.
And VOTE. VOTE LIKE A NINJA.
*do not forget to respond to vote confirmation email you have to answer that email for votes to be counted
110 to go…
June 24, 2009
Ahhhh!
349 votes in.
110 to go.
You can follow vote scores on twitter here.
And VOTE. VOTE LIKE A NINJA.
*do not forget to respond to vote confirmation email you have to answer that email for votes to be counted
crazy
June 23, 2009
It is crazy —
The last time I worked this hard on any sort of campaign was March 2007, when I was fighting really hard to get information out on the emergency pet food recall. That saved a lot of pets and I felt good about doing it. When I push that hard for something for myself, though, I always feel guilty. I think this comes from coming from pilgrim forebears who sort of pound into you anything that is promoting yourself is wrong and anything artistic is frivolous and you should really put your energies into churning butter – quietly – and not talk too much about yourself.
But this video matters to me.
I knew it mattered to me when over the weekend before the deadline I shut down, just shut down, because I had told myself I did not have time to make a fun video and submit it I needed to just put my head down and work. And it was true, I did not have time, but —
I stopped work. Really, just shut down and could not work. Just stomped around all weekend thinking, I need to work, what is wrong with me, why can’t I sit down and just work? And finally it hit me, Holy crap, this is pouting!
I did not even know I did pout or knew how to pout. But that is totally what it was, my head just said, Fine, you can try to just not do this fun video that might even result in a fun job and good pay AND fun you can try to not do anything fun at all you can just try to work and work and work and ONLY work and say that is all life is about but the rest of us — you know, your brain and your body — are quitting on you if you do that. And how long do you think you can hold out against that Work Girl?
So I made this short video. I did the imagery and lay out and arrangement and special effects and filters and tracks put it all together and I did the music which is pretty much the coolest part for me because that is the one thing I never work with so a big hurdle. And I had a hell of a lot of fun doing it. And had to pull three all nights after to make up for the time it cost me doing it. And it matters to me. I mean, I may not win, the people running the winery may not even be looking for exactly what I did or am, it is different from what other people did, but I like it and I loved doing it and I would like to at least make the top 50 cut. Even though I came in way late during the last days you could submit and know other people up there have been up for weeks getting votes and it is a long shot. I would like to do that.
Go vote for the video. It matters to me.
*you can follow vote updates on the max short on twitter at seemaxrun
*you can also join the vote for max page on facebook
campaign promises; or, the max swim suit centerfold
June 21, 2009
Hmm. I still need —
AT LEAST 211 MORE VOTES JUST TO MAKE THE FIRST CUT! AHHHH!
Clearly this voting thing is going to take more convincing. So how do I convince YOU to post and VOTE FOR ME?
Coercion does not work. I tried coercion when I was trying to get you guys to vote on the hotness of Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. [Bummer Jensen and Jared they were just not going for it that day.]
So it must be something else. Something for you.
So I think. What could be in it for you? What could be hot enough to get YOU excited about watching a one minute video and voting for me? And it hits me —
A SWIM SUIT SHOT
LOTS of people around here have asked for swim suit shots. [You know who you are.] A swim suit shot might just do it. Yay!
So. Here is the deal. If I win this video competition, I will post a shot on Celluloid Blonde of a —
MAX SWIM SUIT CENTERFOLD
YAY! YAY! YAY!
[hey do not sneeze at that either in the teen modeling days i was the skinny dip bikini clip girl and i still look pretty hot in a swim suit]
Vote. Make your friends vote. Make your neighbors vote. Make your kids vote. Make your dog vote. Bribe the cat to vote. Get out the vote.There IS something in it for YOU.
:::vote:::
:::facebook vote for max page:::
jeez slackers!
June 20, 2009
Um. Apparently you guys —
Thought I was kidding about THE MOVIE?
I. Am. Not. Kidding. About.
[I composed a freaking sound track. That is not kidding.]
:::PUNCH THE FEKKING LINK AND VOTE:::
*special thanks to kitty and to kym for blogging this, everyone on facebook who has posted [deb rane jen chris kitty jordan christie michele did i miss anyone?], everyone on facebook who has joined the vote for max group , and everyone who has voted yay!
