tread on this

 

You are —

High Heeled Boots

You are incredibly sexy. There’s no way you could hide it, so you just flaunt it.

You are a naturally talented flirt. You make everyone feel fascinating and attractive.

You have a wild streak. You like to have fun, and your idea of fun is pretty outrageous.

You dare to be yourself and live life courageously. People respect you for it.

 

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:::what kind of boots are you:::

 

where i nabbed that quiz :
i nabbed that quiz at rain’s

where the art work comes from :
that is hotel paradiso 2 by britcat100

out to lunch

 

I am tired today —

And thinking things that are better not said out loud.

To me that spells “break time.”

I will be back in a bit.

Go play :::blonde roulette:::

 

where the art work comes by :
that is self embrace by len steckler

giving up the shoes

 

A long long time ago —

In a galaxy far far away —

Jerry Seinfeld jeans and white sneakers were cool.

Now they aren’t.

 

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It is still really hard to throw away these sneakers. They were my lucky Hollywood sneakers.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from grazie|davvero

new hair

 

It is Spring. You know what that means.

Max hair angst yay!

I am thinking this is my new hair though. I think it is pretty hot.

[yes, in blonde, doy]

 

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That is Ashley Greene btw she is in Twilight and cute as hell.

 

and the winners are…

 

Taking Michele’s mad excellent advice DO BOTH —

[Michele is so smart]

These are the bathing suit dilemma winners :

Those are from Vic’s Secret and the results could be disastrous you never know with mail order I am most worried about that low ruffle I have a long waist and not long legs I hope I am not Stump Girl in that.

 

where those suits come from :
those are from victoria’s secret

tara and bella

 

I totally love this.

 

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i love this

 

This commercial totally cracks me up.

 

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anita marie and the church zombie

 

I am not posting today because you have to go read this story by Anita Marie: Me and Betsy and the Church Zombie.

It is fabulous. It is the kind of story that actually makes me think having children would be fun. [And that NEVER happens.] Go read it right now.

 

the new course

 

 

Fancy news

 

I am launching online screenwriting courses in the SeeMaxRun forums

The first SeeMaxRun workshop is…

Visual Writing

It begins Wednesday May 6th

 

 

 

[Course info at In Person]

 

wolf howl

 

The wolves of the —

Northern Rockies have been knocked off the endangered species list. NRDC is going to court over this and needs back up. Please ::: JOIN WRITE & PROTEST ::: before May 3rd to stop the wolf slaughter.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from richardgin.org

bathing suit dilemmas

 

I have been thinking —

About getting a new bathing suit for summer. I am not going to tell you the last time I bought a bathing suit that would just be embarrassing let’s just say it has been a long long time.

This is all prompted by the news Stil is coming out this summer. I figure if Stil comes out during the summer odds are we are going to end up at a beach at some point and probably I should be wearing a bathing suit less than a decade old that I actually own and is not just thrown at me by a party host yelling “get in the hot tub!”

[Even standing within a mile of Stil in a bathing suit is a total act of love on my part by the way really nobody needs to be compared to Stil close up in a bathing suit that woman's stomach is flatter and harder than a quarter and she has breasts and she is exotic and I am a flat chested skinny white girl sigh.]

Anyway this brings up the dilemma. One piece or two.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from dce jeff

jesus has a pms day

 

Jesus thinks you’re —

A Sanctimonious Prick

He’s tired of your shit. Nobody thinks you’re different, or interesting, or cool. Certainly not the Saviour of all Men. Jesus wants you to quit being such a tool.

 

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[That is a facebook quiz so you have to take it on facebook. It was funny as hell to me though.]

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from j.k. nuke

this is for kym

 

This is for Kym. It cracks me the hell up.

 

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shame of eden : part i

 

I have been —

Watching the news. This is almost always a mistake. Watching the news too much makes me near suicidal and definitely over the edge disgusted with and appalled by human beings. Unclean. Ashamed — of what I am and whom and what I come from. It makes me want to disown my own species. Scrub my skin off.

 

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I know the shame of Eden. And it is not the shame of Eve or Adam. It is a shame of now.

 

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*hu⋅man⋅i⋅ty /hyuˈmænɪti –noun, plural -ties.
1. all human beings collectively; the human race; humankind.
2. the quality or condition of being human; human nature.
3. the quality of being humane; kindness; benevolence.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from sunny_drunk

tropical parrot-like bird

 

This morning a friend posted online it was a beautiful morning. Paris beautiful. I had to see that. I went out on the balcony. There was a tropical parrot-like bird on the wire outside the balcony.