ringing out 2008

 

Well there is —

Only one right way to ring out 2008 and that is with a Miss R Survey. Yay! Yay! Yay!

[Miss R does the best surveys or did before she ran off to Alaska ahem Miss R we need more Miss R suverys please.]

1. Do you know someone named Amanda?
Yes and her last name is Moose how cool is that?

2. Do you know anyone named Chris?
Many many Chrises. I am not listing their last names here.

3. Ever kissed anyone with a name starting with R?
You bet.

4. Ever kissed anyone with a name starting with J?
You could just start with A it would be more systematic.

5. Do you have any siblings?
Yes.

6. Do you look alike?
The echoing silence you hear would be a no.

7. What color are the walls in your bedroom?
“You Are Not Feng Shui Enough” white.

8. Are you named after a grandparent?
Not unless there is some lineage issue I have not been informed about.

9. Are you a heavy sleeper?
What is this sleep you speak of?

10. Who did you last hug?
My lawyer says I really should not talk about that.

11. Are you taller than 5′ 3″?
Damn straight Shorty.

12. Ever eaten a bug before?
I think I will be passing on that dinner invite.

13. Ever see a dead body other than at a funeral?
We are not going there.

14. Who do you love?
Say I do not do karaoke.

15. Who is your best friend?
Her name is Max. She does all the heavy lifting and she owes me money.

16. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
That would be Stil. She is a texting ninja.

17. What are your initials?
Max. Adams.

18. Do you like to read?
Could you be a little more specific? I do not mindlessly sound out construction signs you know.

19. Are you a jealous person?
Hey were you just eyeing that other woman?

20. What made you smile today?
A quote about beer. Go figure.

21. What did you do today?
Avoid housework. Something in the laundry basket is growling. Hmm.

22. What did you do yesterday?
Tell me if you have heard this before: Avoid housework….

23. What’s the first thing you would do with a million dollars?
Buy shoes. Doy.

25. How many hours did you sleep last night?
People sleep at night? Really?

26. Who was the last person you had a sleep over with?
“Sleep over”? What are we twelve here?

27. Who’s the last person that creeped you out?
It does not take much to creep me out. You want a list?

28. Do you like your school?
What?

29. What jewelry are you wearing?
Only my dimples Baby.

30. Anything fun happen today?
I have not checked the ammo supply yet.

31. Anything bad happen today?
I have not checked the ammo supply yet.

33. Are you mad at anyone?
Yes but before I name names I need to check that ammo supply….

34. What’s the last thing you bought?
Five packs of cigs and two refrigerator packs of Diet Coke. [Hey when you are checking ammo you do not want to be short on essentials.]

35. Have you cried today?
No way Wuss Boy have you?

36. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Undoubtedly men across the nation are whispering my name. [Eyeroll]

37. Do you have shoes on?
I do not even have pants on.

38. What’s the closest thing to you that is pink?
The polish on my toes. Say did I mention my toes are webbed?

39. Do you get annoyed easily?
What the hell are you looking at Eggbert?

40. Are you photogenic?
I am mad cap photogenic it is the photographers that suck.

41. Do you like to draw?
I am really drawing out this laundry issue.

42. Are you good at saving money?
Oh you mock my pain.

43. What should you be doing right now?
Apparently sleeping. It is night.

44. Who’s the sexiest person alive?
Besides me? :::whistling:::

45. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
On Saturday mornings I drink vodka and watch porn. I save the cartoons for Wednesdays.

46. Is there a secret you’ve never told your best friend?
Um. Yes. That is why it is called a SECRET Dumb Ass.

47. Have you ever told someone you hated them?
Only family. :::whistling:::

48. Have you ever changed your clothes in the car?
Do you know someone who hasn’t?

49. What are you doing in 2009?
The Magic Eight Ball says ruling the world. What do you say?

50. What is your ring tone?
Hello. My ring tone and I are not on a first name basis.

 

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ps : just kidding about that webbed toes thing

 

where that survey comes from :
that is a blast from the past from miss r

where the art work comes from :
that is from mark

happy new year

 

I have been —

Neglecting you guys. Sorry about that. Some stuff has been going down here that needed my attention and left me kind of wrung out and not feeling like posting. It happens. But I wanted to wish you all a happy new year. May 2009 be a fabulous year for all of us. Yay!

Hey, and here is to Jan 20th too when those sleazeballs finally get tossed out of the oval office. Yay yay!

Have a wonderful New Year.

 

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ps : if you are going through total max withdrawl :::play blonde roulette:::

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from tonyj19

the reeses in the freezer

 

There is a Reeses in the freezer. I am holding out.

 

christmas day

 

I wonder —

What to post for Christmas. I could go find a youtube. But I just posted a youtube for Christmas Eve and I doubt I could top a Christmas song that opens with “I slept with your sister.” I could post about my upcoming visit to Stil’s. But I may have to cancel that which will suck but may have to be. I could post about the games I play hiding out on the computer staying clear of mad Christmas shoppers willing to trample and shoot each other. [Wow, goodwill towards men with guns.] But I think someone else posted the greatest Christmas story ever so instead of talking about hiding from holiday shoppers or cancelled trips or hunting up youtubes I am going to send you to Toni. I have linked to this story before. It is my favorite Christmas story.

Happy Holidays everyone. May you be warm and safe and happy.

Toni’s Christmas Story : :::when in doubt throw hard candy:::

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from turbospaz

happy hols

 

I love this. Happy holidays.

 

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and your twilight character is….

 

Hmm —

I am a guy again in one of these quizzes. Jeesh.

Anyway….

 

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You are —

Edward

Kind, sweet, thoughtful, and a bit old-fashioned. You are looking for your true soul mate and when you find them you would die for them. Maybe people would describe you as irresistibly charming and gorgeous.

 

:::what twilight character are you:::

 

bombshells

 

You are —

Christina Aguilera

“I’m experimental by nature…always exploring my creativity.”

 

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:::what modern bombshell are you most like:::

 

going for walks

 

There is this other game I play on Facebook. It is called Hatchery. You get eggs and warm them up till they hatch and these little monsters pop out of them. Then you have to keep throwing food at the little monsters and entertaining them until they grow up.

Some of the little monsters start out as just heads. So there they are, just these little heads with no legs and no feet.

One of the games you play with the little head monsters is “take for a walk.”

I do not know why but I take immense please from taking the little heads-with-no-feet-or-legs monsters for “a walk.”

“Ha ha little head monster we are going for a walk. Problem?”

 

more strike mayhem

 

Gee, if the idea —

Behind contract negotiations is to split a union in two, the AMPTP has what it wants. The Screen Actors Guild sent out its strike authorization ballot and now there are two growing sides to the controversy over whether to authorize the board to initiate a strike. Big power players on either side. Websites on either side. And both sides whipping out cameras and making shorts for their point of view. Oddly I have not seen anything about this on the news —

Oh.

Wait.

I have not been watching the news.

 

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the no authorization side || the yes authorization side

 

where the art work comes from :
that is walkway by deceptive

cartoon day yay!

 

 

where that cartoon comes from :
that is from dagsson