my wrists are toast

 

It is 1 AM and my wrists are toast. No post today unless I rally later.

Smooches.

 

the hollywood ten

 

In 1948 ten people —

Were destroyed. By innuendo. And by a refusal to participate in a question answer session that was wrong.

The question was, Who are your friends?

 

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Waldo Salt is the more famous member of The Hollywood Ten. You do not hear about the other nine too often. I wonder what happened to them. The non-survivors. But, more than fifty years later, Waldo Salt climbed from the ashes. And is sometimes a recognized name. Sometimes.

After being destroyed by “political beliefs or associations real or suspected.”

 

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Here is my problem with Face Book. [Um try to ignore embarrassing "Cathcer in the Rye" references and stick with what actually matters there if you catch that link.] You know those questions the Hollywood Ten would not answer?

Face Book does.

 

queen of the damned

 

You are —

Akasha — Queen of the Damned

A very powerful and very old soul, you care nothing for the humans of this earth. You long to be with your lover and will kill anyone who gets in your way. Look out for his betrayal…

[Jeez, that is a little ominous.]

 

:::which devilish female movie character are you:::

 

return of the loft

 

This is pretty —

Funny. Stiletto found it online it is someone talking online about the lofts I used to live in —

 

I’m happy to report that management has really put forth an effort to step the building up. Things they’ve recently taken care of include — relocation of the Marijuana dispensary OUT of the building (which has dramatically reduced foot traffic through the building), they added a 24/7 doorman/security guard, changed parking companies and hired an assistant for the building manager in addition to the on-site manager. Needless to say — things get taken care of very quickly now. I DID have some issues at first — but everything was resolved competently and courteously. The registered sex-offender that once lived in the building has long since moved — regardless of what the federal website indicates. Make sure you understand that your rent is broken up into two pieces (rent and CAMs) and be sure to ask for the total cost when dealing with the leasing agent. My company has been in the building for a couple months now and we’re very happy with the decision to relocate to the Cosmo Lofts!

 

Gotta love the cheery spin they are putting on parking attendants hitting on residents, the resident registered sex offender [who was living there nine months ago when I moved out so if he is gone it is only after two years of happy secrecy about his presence on the part of management and the move is pretty recent], and drug traffic. They forgot to mention no sound proofing and regular police visitations when unhappy residents go unhinged. Oh, and also occasional small arms fire and who can forget Spidey [who roomed with Sex Offender Guy] and —

Come to think of it, they left out a lot. Oops.

 

oh this is so wrong

 

It started at Stiletto’s —

With a call for votes for a hot blogger. But when I arrive, I discover the only photo is the guy in head to toe fatigues, a helmet, a chin guard, and big shades. So how can I tell if he is hot?

This must be investigated so I take myself over to the site doing the hot blogger competition with a promised calendar to come and —

Hello. No Photos.

I read the FAQ:

Someone’s “hotness” factor isn’t just about his or her outward appearance. Hotness is in the eye of the beholder. We encourage you to go to the blogs of the nominees [males here, females here] and get to know them inside. Connect on a deeper level. Talk about your feelings. Share. Shed a tear. Find yourself. And then decide if they’re hot or not. [Interestingly enough - but not surprisingly - the only bitching we’ve heard about the lack of photos is from men.]

WTF?!

Jeez that had to be corrected right away so natch I lodged a complaint immediately. Whew! They cannot call us women slackers any more.

Also it is so clear we need a REAL hot blogger competition that is about [hello!] hotness and that means hot blogger guys and hot blogger guy photos yay!

I nominate AJ Valliant and TJ Couch right off.

AJ Valliant has muscles. He has sexy tats. He has a manly chin. AJ is totally hot. Yay!

TJ Couch is surly. He is languid. He has all those muscles and a cute dog and kids like him. Surly and kids like you just spells hot.

THOSE are hot bloggers and they would look good on a calendar I would buy THAT calendar yay!

Post your nominations [with photo links too dammit] I promise to make the calendar if we get enough hot [and, um, willing] nominees. Yay!

 

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[Share and shed a tear my ass.]

 

photos of hot blogger nominees shamelessly lifted from :
beats entropy and write field

where the art work comes from :
that is from nihchnihc

piercing

 

You are a —

Tongue Piercing

You are a very naturally sexy person. People can’t help but notice you. Part of what makes you sexy is your deep sensuality. You enjoy indulging all five senses. You are hedonistic and a total pleasure seeker. You’re all about what feels good. You give in easily to temptation, which gets you [and your accomplices] in trouble. Despite your lack of self control, you are popular and well liked. You flirt with everyone. You are happy to live in the moment. If it gives you in trouble, so what? Better to enjoy life now.

 

:::what piercing are you:::

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from chaovsky

where i lifted that quiz :
i lifted that quiz at rain’s

late nights at the arclight

 

I light a cigarette backwards.

This is when I know maybe the two cadillac margaritas I have had are enough to drink. I disregard this and order another. My friend does not. She has to drive. I do not. I can be reckless.

Our waiter does not approve. He hated us when we arrived. Decided he liked us, maybe adored us, after our first convo. Now is disapproving since he has to add a third drink to my tab. Uh oh.

Not too reckless — I do not order four. But reckless enough to order three.

We are talking about things metaphysical. Things people think make you weird. [They do.] Things she and I think make us human. [They do.] And awake. [They do that too.]

I really like this friend.

I drink my third drink.

Then we go home.

We even leave a nice tip for the judgmental waiter.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from crystal

cheap naked sex video with paris and britney

 

 

Okay there is —

No cheap sex or naked or video with Paris or Britney I am just tired of stats sinking to below chemistry levels around here on weekends I thought I would spice them up.

For no good reason.

Sorry about that Paris and Britney pervos.

 

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But —

I am a good sport [and hopefully so are you] so here is the Toxic vid just to cheer you up and also to make sure, you know, you do not stake me out and shoot me for false promises or anything.

 

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Just kidding. That video is no longer available.

[i so enjoy torturing strangers]

 

Love and Kisses,

The Blonde Assassin

 

 

fun with personals

 

I find this really entertaining —

“I’m currently looking to do charity work with L.A. graffiti ghetto kids. I think I can help them with geometry and show them the relation between their art and architecture. Its not that I want to help those little freaks… I can care less about them… I just want to manipulate people and have an excuse to be 32 and tag up walls.”

 

where the art work comes from :
that is one of kym’s frog photos

“like a vegetable”

 

This is totally —

My new favorite saying: Like a vegetable.

I picked that up on Woe’s blog. A seemingly normal person who was actually bat shit crazy kept tossing dark looks at Woe at the library reference desk and muttering, “That’s it, keep laughing… like a vegetable.”

This is better than tagging “in bed” on to the end of sentences. “I was rearranging the furniture, like a vegetable.” “He kissed me, like a vegetable.” “Shut up and drink your scotch, like a vegetable.”

That is hilarious to me.

 

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*let’s not look too close here at the fact my new favorite phrase originated with a bat shit crazy person

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from madhorse5