murder mayhem & the bride
April 24, 2008
So Ginny —
Was talking about arbitrary acts of violence and murder [Ginny has a dark side] but that does not happen all that often statistically if you are murdered odds are it is by someone who shares your last name. Fortunately for me I have totally so solved this dilemma I am just not changing my last name ever.
Yay!
No murder for me.
[Well unless I marry Valliant. If I marry Valliant I have to change my name and that would complicate but Valliant is in EASTERN CANADA and hello NO PASSPORT.]
[Whew. Saved.]
That just leaves me with one person to watch out for. The only person in my family who shares my last name. My father. Hmm. Probably I should do something about him.
*pre-emptive strike is a legal defense right?
where the art work comes from :
that is nabbed from mcr’s i don’t love you
I recognized that art work. LOL.
Adams is a popular last name. You have a lot of business to take care of.
I’m only paranoid because they’re after me…
I agree with Kit – there are a hella lot of Adams out there…
Go ahead, get married. Because the “being murdered by someone with the same last name” thing could go both ways, right? I like to remind my husband (often) that I could jam an ice pick in his ear while he sleeps. “Could”, not “would”, but I like to keep him on his toes.
“Ginny has a dark side”. FINALLY, the recognition I’ve craved… ;)
Cynanide has a taste resembling almonds. Does that help?
Ring a ding ding ring a ding ding ring a ding ding
Oh and, interesting how you added ‘Romance’ as a tag
*pre-emptive strike is a legal defense right?
Well sure though I think the word best used in this case is “premeditated-”
cough cough
Oh I see. Anita Marie will be appearing as a witness for the prosecution. Jeez.
I’ll take care of it for you Max. Just go get caught on tape somewhere.
“Cynanide has a taste resembling almonds. ”
Only the smell…and it’s easy to disguise.
I just want to know if your father had done something special to deserve this “ahem” tribute.
Well of course, he fathered me but this is a tribute to Ginny.
I would never be a witness for the Prosecution…as if…I mean just send me a lifetime supply of gummy bears and Mums the word.
They told me blackmailers never stopped at just Pez but did I listen?