letters from the ethos : when homeland security attacks
August 4, 2007
Dear Blonde Assassin —
I’ve gotten hate mail about some posts I wrote.
Plus someone from Homeland Security crawled around my blog.
I’m starting to thinks it’s funny.
What should I do?
The Dark Invader
Dear Dark Invader :
More gummy bear porn.
Love and Kisses,
The Blonde Assassin
You too can write the blonde assassin
Send email to :
blonde_assassin at celluloidblonde dot com
where the art work comes from :
that is venus de mail from boeke
Hurrah!
The Blonde Assasin Saves The Day(AGAIN!)
The Dark Invader
Oh I missed the gummy bear porn, damn.
Thank God Dark Invader and Robo write. No one else sends good mail to the Blonde Assassin.
Wellll…can I “co-author” letters too?
Just Curious
The Dark Invader
Of course. I will be suspicious if Bruce Campbell writes in though.
Hey, stranger things have happened.
J.Dean
:-)
I would tell Dark Invader to yell SPAAAAARTA!
Oh my God. You guys have to see this. [Okay it has adult content and is not safe for work or moms so be sure your boss or mom is not looking over your shoulder when you hit this.]
gummy bear sex
Where is Pants? This will slay her.