mouse angst

 

I am —

Annoyed. My mouse [along with a great deal of software] has been going crazy. This almost totally handicapped me trying to review students’ work and also Academy scripts. Not good. So, I ordered a new $35 mouse thinking, Well, that is it, the mouse is worn out.

The second I order the new mouse. I mean —

THE SECOND I ORDER THE NEW MOUSE.

The mouse starts working again.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from macbuckley

opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles

 

This is —

One of the funniest stories ever.

Think they built pyramids and Stonehenge too?

 

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:::opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles:::

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from stidball

troll cats!

 

Trollcats —

A bit darker than i can has cheeseburger.

 

where that troll cat comes from :
that troll cat is from trollcats.com

rumors of my demise are premature

 

So —

I have been watching this dead celebrity phenom and if there is one lesson to take away from it, it is —

Clearly if I want to be totally famous and loved, I need to be dead.

Okay, Max Adams is dead. Let the lovefest begin.

 

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*to make this work by the way you have to go somewhere on the internet and say max adams is dead — after the number of teeth i had to pull to get winery votes though i am not especially counting on this happening

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from musyne

police tape is your friend

 

Ways to —

Avoid troublesome cleaning dilemmas when guests visit :

Cordon off extra bathroom[s] with police tape. Explain that is a crime scene the police are still investigating.

 

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*not only will this remove extra toilet and tub scrubbing before guest arrivals, it will cut down extra toilet and tub scrubbing after guest departures

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from owen b

you say potato i say potahtoh

 

Max’s recipe for —

Potato Soup

Step 1 : Open Vodka.
Step 2 : Pour Vodka.
Step 3 : Drink Vodka.

 

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*ingredients required : vodka!

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from rrrusty

the power of lolcats compels you!

 

free max!

 

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The movement to free max continues. Yay! This was posted by Rane. The power of Cheezeburger Kitteh is strong — the facebook block got lifted today. Yay!

 

save these dogs

 

 

free max!

 

free max!

 

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Anita Marie cracks me the hell up.

Facebook got mad I was posting too much on my wall or something during the Blonde Winery Campaign and blocked me for “possible violation of facebook terms.” So now I can answer mail over there and read stuff but no posting for me. So Anita posted a “Free Max!” Lolcats.

That is just funny as hell to me.

 

this is hilarious

 

Say there is some harsh language in here but do not pass out it is funny as hell.

 

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