celluloid blonde

Well Sean Bean —

Went off and got married. [All my dreams are dead.] Fortunately I have been pulled from depths of despair by Aaron Eckhart. [That is him right there.] Who mostly is in films I do not see but I can fix that.

[Thank You for Smoking is funny as hell go watch that.]

 

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*i am traumatized i will probably have to see the new batman movie now which looks very dark uh oh

*rain and stil who know way more things hollywood than i do [oh irony where do i live again?] will show any second to tell me he slept with the nanny or something jeez stop that denial is my friend

 

Miss Adams —

Cannot post today. She is too bloated.

See you tomorrow.

 

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Maybe ripping up some Victoria’s Secret catalogs will appease me.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is longing for god’s house by terri lynn

You know —

One out of every hundred adult Americans is behind bars?

I am not making that up. I came across that on Woeful’s blog and here is the article : Inmate Count in U.S. Dwarfs Other Nations’

The U.S. is not a shining bastion of civil rights and freedom. Every other country on the planet pretty much loathes and fears us and we are taking on a mantel before only worn proudly by types like Stalin and Hitler — who tended to shove people in prison just a little too often to be considered human rights activists or safe companions for a refreshing game of croquet.

Kinda makes you wonder what sort of democracy we are importing overseas on the backs of nineteen year olds stuffed into uniforms and handed guns.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from vlijtig liesje

For people who have missed Kolchak or just do not have scifi channel so they can catch Kolchak [dark glance at Kym] or maybe who just are feeling lonely for Kolchak [it could happen] a return to Carl Kolchak yay!

 

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*that is the pilot opening for ripper, kolchak so rocks

 

It is —

Cinco de Mayo.

Oops.

Where is my beer? Where is my salt? Where is my lime?

Talk about caught with your pants down. Sheesh.

 

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Actually not caught with my pants down.

Which brings up another question —

Where is the man with rock hard abs I should be embellishing with the damn lime and salt?

 

where the art work comes from :
that is by 4blueyes

Okay I feel bad about that dancing cat thing [not really] so to make it up to you [I so needed an excuse to post this] I bring you an exposé on the cheeseburger cat.

 

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*you did not know the lolcat worked for the empire did you?

 

where i found that evil empire cat :
i found that at rain’s where else would you find an evil empire cat?

okay, maybe at anita’s too
just not this time

Time for The Dancing Cat. Yay!

[wait for it]

 

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[stay frosty it is coming]

 

Myself I am suspicious but hey I did better than Frontier did [Frontier next time take off your glasses].

[Rain did not even get any face recognitions btw --- but I suspect Rain uploaded a photo of a squid to be irrascible.]

where to get your look alike celebs :
that is heritage’s face recognition gizmo

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Those are [in no particular order because I lost the order when I cut and pasted the photos out of the heritage ugly frame] Bryce Howard, Mira Sorvino, Rachel Stevens, Molly Sims, Sofia Vergara, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, and Jessica Biel.]

Day One.

A spider shows in the kitchen. It looks like some sort of garden spider. [Some sort of BIG garden spider.] Do not feel like killing anything. Or catching anything. Hope hard it will slip out the way it slipped in.

Day Two : No spider. Yay!

Day Three : The spider is back. In the living room. This is not good. It is moving away from the kitchen.

Give spider wide berth.

Day Four : The spider likes the living room wall. Detante. And more wide berth.

Day Five : No spider. Yay!

Day Six : The spider is in the bathroom. Bad spider. Bad. Open bathroom window. Hope spider will find way around bathroom screen like it found way around kitchen screen.

Make note to self : Fix loose kitchen screen.

Day Seven : The spider has taken up residence on the bathroom wall. By the toilet. This won’t work. Knock spider down with back scrubber handle. Use toilet quickly.

Day Seven Point Five : Spider has returned to guard toilet. Gah! Capture spider in yogurt container. Let go ouside front door. Hope neighbors do not see me in underoos shaking yogurt container like crazy woman.

Day Eight : Walk straight into spider web stretched across front door.

Damn spider.

 

where the art work comes from :
that is from kattenmeisje

Your —

Celebrity soul mate is —

Jude Law.

[Hey I can so live with that.]

[Also why doesn't this guy have a website I can find?]

:::who’s your celebrity soul mate:::

[No cheating and subbing in Adam Baldwin Kym I am so on to your tricks.]

 

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*sorry, guys, this one is just for girls — unless you are into man type creatures then have at it